Happy day of the porn blunder
Everything we do believe in a Porno Movie
A. Women mess with stiletto heels in bed.
2. Men never suffer from impotence.
3. When I perform oral sex to a woman 10 seconds is more than enough.
4. If a woman is startled by a stranger while masturbating, not cry in shame, but insist on having sex with him.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men sperm splash your face.
6. Women enjoy sex with ugly middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably while doing a blowjob.
8. Women always reach orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob always deliver a woman in a traffic ticket.
10. All women fucking loud.
11. People back in the 70, could not fuck if it played in the background a powerful guitar solo.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common sexual practice and satisfaction of man is to get your penis semi-erect and strike with him the woman's buttocks.
14. Men always groan 'OH YES "to be run.
15. If two of them, held as players (and the girl will not mind).
16. Double penetration makes women smile. (And the DVDA makes blush of pleasure).
17. There are no Asian men.
18. If you find a couple fucking in the bushes, the boyfriend will not give you a hand of hosts by empotrarle cock in her mouth to his girlfriend.
19. There is a frame.
20. When copulating from behind, a man can drive a lot like a woman giving him an affectionate slap on the ass.
21. Nurses suck cock to patients.
22. Men always practiced "reverse" (successfully).
23. When your girlfriend suprise comiéndotela her best friend, only a few seconds pass before follaros stunned them both.
24. Women never have headaches ... or the rule.
25. When a woman is chupándosela a man, that he should tell her "suck".
26. The asses are clean.
27. For a man ejaculates on a woman's buttocks is a satisfactory outcome for all parties involved.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when a man unbutton his pants and be a dick.
29. Men do not have to beg.
30. While standing getting a blowjob, man has always placed a hand on the back of the head of women, while supporting the other proudly on his hip.
Inocenteeee, inocenteeee ...
